met baby after school and we had snacks at yakun kaya toast again. their milo is of teh 1337 la.
then decided to try somewhere new and went off to khatib gym.
omg. then....
something that prolly wont happen to you even if u lived up to the age of 150 happened to us.
omg. BIRDS....
while we were walking towards the gym below the mrt track, all of a sudden, PIANG!
ONE HUGE FUCKING BLACK PIGEON LANDED RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY LEGS. apparently it got hit by the train and it just flew off in the air and of all places, it had to land right in front of us.
omg it seriously disgusted the shit outta us. we were so damn shocked la. imagine u walking walking then suddenly out of no where this black bird that got hit just hit with alot of impact and landed RIGHT IN FRONT OF UR LEGS. it totally gave us the creeps la. damn it. draumatising seeing the bird just trying to flap its wings and move, struggling while moving his ugly mouth up and down. omg. damn it. gross shit ass ugly bird. why cant u just dodge the damn train la.
anyway thats not the end, few moments later this lil old man who baby inferred was a farmer came by. he saw the bird and took it up! fug sick shit. he went to try to find a nice spot by the trees to place the dying bird but ended up dropping it a few times from the branches. omg its damn sick la. the bird in his hands trying to fly and struggling. ahhh damn it.
then after a few minutes the neck of the bird went down. died la. then the farmer can still use his finger push the bird head up and down. damn qihua primary. fucking sick laaaa. argh damn it.
so yeah. took some time to get over all the shit and continued to walk. ONLY TO SEE ANOTHER DEAD BIRD LYING IN THE GRASS. OH SORRY. NOT ONE. BUT TWO FUCKING BLACK BIRDS DEAD ON THE GRASS. damn it creepy shit. khatib is like some bird burial ground la. super disgusting literally SI place.
then in the gym. the radio went smth like "many chickens have been killed when checked with blah blah virus (bird flu)" how crazy is that. fuggg.
gymed for abt an hour plus and headed off to the mrt again. and guess what! no, not superman. but, ANOTHER FUCKING DEAD BIRD! in case all this might sound kinda fake, its all true. damn it i had enough. its seriously disgusting the shit out of me. im just glad it din land on my head at first. i think i would have die of fits la. birds just creep me out. so do fishes with big eyes. ah fug them.
so took the mrt and walked baby home. played soccer with some lil malay kid at the neighbourhood too. was totally owning him la please. hahahahha.
weird weird day indeed. but still...
I LOVEEE YOU BABYYYY! (: